i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened
And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
*walks past a mirror*
you got kik?
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that